A look at the real messages in advertising, and whatever else strikes my fancy.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Superbowl Extravaganza: LifeWater: It Makes Lizards Fart
They dance to Thriller. They buy "grillz" for their teeth (who knew they had teeth like an omnivorous mammal). And yes, with a sip of SoBe LifeWater, they fart. And not just any fart. It's explosive.
I am:
a writer
an INTP
half man, half amazing
6'2" (almost)
possessed of hazel eyes that look brown most of the time
pretty damn smart if I say so myself
joyously married
creative but also quantitative
outside the box but able to work inside the box, too
a mover
a shaker (not in the Ann Lee, simplicity, celibacy sense)
a leader of people (though not in the Jim Jones, "Drink my Kool-Aid" sense)
and
some people call me the Space Cowboy
1 comment:
Congratulations, you're the top google search result for "sobe fart lizard."
At least I'm not the only one confused why they are selling water that makes you fart fire.
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